can I get a restraining order
before I knew what Homestuck was, I was really confused with Homestar Runner’s sudden boost in popularity
ALESSANDRO ANGELOZZI Couture 2013
When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.
She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.
She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.
Girl is 50 years old.
FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.
fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this.
You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half.
Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium.
This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks.
Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS.
she kicks ass like a coursing river
with all the force of a great typhoon
Guys I don’t think you should get on that bus.
I’m so happy other people remember this show, it was so underappreciated as the MASTERPIECE THAT IT WAS.
So I’m sorry about my blog lately being nothing but Lupita, Dressporn, and Lupita in dressporn quality dresses….but it’s me so what do you expect?
In other news, I have my 4th thesis look due tomorrow. MAKING A BUSTIER TOP IN ONE NIGHT, WOO. I HATE SLEEP, APPARENTLY. #my eyes are bloodshot
Elie Saab Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2014-2015